A laugh for us all in bad times
What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
None. They let the keyboard player do it with his left hand.
Don't bother. Just leave it out--no one will notice.
One, but the guitarist has to show him first.
Six: one to change it, and the other five to fight off the lead guitarists who are hogging the light.
Learning how to fold a map.
To get away from the noise.
A hammered dulcimer burns hotter; an Appalachian dulcimer burns longer.